Indian and Cat food

Indian and Cat food

An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths. He finds cat food at special

prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to cashier counter. The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat, and will probably feed cat

food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he

could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen

cans of dog food and goes to cashier counter. The Manager again gets

suspicious.. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog, and

he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Indian to bring and

show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Sardar goes

home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager

to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels

something slimy and immediately takes it out. He shouts at the Indian,

What the *** is this? Is this shit you Idiot?

The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.”