Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions..
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit : We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother !
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